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runningwithrose:

 teabeforewar:

Bluebell the adorable.  Also glowy.  But mostly adorable.

runningwithrose:

 teabeforewar:

Bluebell the adorable.  Also glowy.  But mostly adorable.

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bowtruckls:

It was a different world. The wheels of the car skimmed the sea of fluffy cloud, the sky a bright, endless blue under the blinding white sun. 

Harry looked down and saw deep green mountains and lakes, coppery in the sunset. The landscape seemed to grow larger and more detailed as he squinted over the side of the dragon, and he wondered whether it had divined the presence of fresh water by the flashes of reflected sunlight.

(via wingscas)

Source: bowtruckls
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  • Question: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    officialchelso:

    Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

    This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

    1. It keeps him on the ground.

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    You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

    2. To check on his physique.

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    As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

    3. Object permanence.

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    Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

    I hope this helps.

Source: officialchelso
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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via hi)

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englishmajorhumor:

Psst…
William Shakespeare is turning 450 tomorrow*! 
To celebrate this wonderful milestone, English Major Humor has a delightful Shakespeare post scheduled for every half hour of the day, beginning at midnight EDT. 
*Shakespeare’s birthday is actually unknown but April 23 is the date Shakespeare enthusiasts seem to have settled on as his birthday. He was christened on April 26, 1564, and he also happened to die on April 23 1616, aged 52.

englishmajorhumor:

Psst…

William Shakespeare is turning 450 tomorrow*!

To celebrate this wonderful milestone, English Major Humor has a delightful Shakespeare post scheduled for every half hour of the day, beginning at midnight EDT.

*Shakespeare’s birthday is actually unknown but April 23 is the date Shakespeare enthusiasts seem to have settled on as his birthday. He was christened on April 26, 1564, and he also happened to die on April 23 1616, aged 52.

(via shipatfirstsight)

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cumberbatched-in-the-shire:

whitebeltwriter:

There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“

  • girls
  • boys
  • trans
  • anyone
  • no one
  • friends
  • etc

So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.

Like:

"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”

Or:

"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."

you are the future

(via rockleah)

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vocaroo me pls

huqeboy:

send me a number and i’ll answer with a vocaroo

  1. say your name, age and favorite food
  2. all-time favorite song
  3. try to rap
  4. message to one of your biases
  5. read a line from your favorite fanfic/book
  6. say the word _____
  7. say something in another language (besides english)
Source: huqeboy
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violetfoxsketches:

Why did no one tell me this album existed until today!?

And it’s FREE!

Guys, seriously ;A; Why do more people not know about this woman?

(via spatulasinspace)

Source: violetfoxsketches
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dailymurf:

xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me

(via ketchuppee)

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

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fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

(via evilginger171)

Source: danfreakindavis
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dirtyovercoats:

is Cas on a kiddie slide gonna be a filmed sequence or Misha just fucking around i neED TO KNOW

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(via snugglingcastiel)

Source: dirtyovercoats